She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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