So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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