North Korea, Best Korea!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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