im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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