About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he thought i was a dude.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
