my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you never un-have a 4some
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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