Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
