So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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