I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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