it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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