she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
