Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
as a side note pls kill me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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