yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Two words: nipple clamps
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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