Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize