if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
