We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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