I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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