Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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