So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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