We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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