He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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