oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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