I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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