And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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