we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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