it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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