So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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