I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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