I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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