Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My vagina just recognized that song.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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