I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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