Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize