Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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