I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think my mom watched the whole time
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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