I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My balls are so social today.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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