We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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