Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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