I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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