I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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