it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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