Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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