i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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