I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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