rhymes with "ouble enetration"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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