i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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