if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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