Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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