Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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