these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
