I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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