When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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