I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
