he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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