Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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